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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

Actually, I got some pants from h&m and I can fit my whole phone in my pockets. Let us all support h&m for this great milestone.

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Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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